We all work very hard, so of course our first iTalkSmack app had to be something we could use during our playtime. So what better time to smack talk than during a friendly round of golf? You are right, there isn't a better time.
Coming Soon: iTalkSmack - Golf Edition Stimulus Package!
Here at iTalkSmack HQ we are concerned that the downturn in the economy should not result in golfers heading out to the course without appropriate smack. Hence, we are considering a super sale to get the smack out. When we say super sale we mean SUPER. Coinciding with our 1.5 release which is currently under review at mother Apple we are going FREE for a week. That's right FREE.
In return, we are asking you for a favor. We ask that you support iTalkSmack - Golf Edition by submitting your best golf trash talk on our submission page and reviewing our app in iTunes once it is in your hot little hands.
We think that is fair, what say you? You can also send us any comments or ideas you have via our Smack Us page or via Twitter at iTalkSmack.
Note: Version 1.0 is still available: iTunes Store link.
Bill and Brandon, iTalkSmack HQ
"Where smack happens"
So what is different about iTalkSmack: Golf Edition?
First, we deliver the smack. We have 12 opportunities (Tee, Fairway, Green, Bunker, etc) with dozens of scenarios (duffed shot, worm burner, missed putt, etc) for over 75 unique insults (smack) to bestow upon your playing buddies.
Second, we put the smack in your hands, we don't play some audio file that no one can hear. That is just plain silly and it gives up your source. We give you quality smack to use when you want, how you want.
Finally, we know you have smack that needs to be shared, so we created a page where you can submit your best golf smack.
Key Features
- Smack is organized by Opportunities and Scenarios
- 12 Opportunities and 29 Scenarios making up 75 Smack combinations. See samples to the right.
- Info screen with about, contact, instructions and smack us information
- Sound effects which can be toggled on or off via settings.
Screenshots
First you select 1 of the 12 opportunities. In most cases, an opportunity represents a location on the course. For example: Green
Second you scroll through the 29 scenarios and select an insult (smack). For example: if your partner missed a putt you could select this insult (smack) to use: "Sun must have been in your eyes."
The info screen provides help and other useful information (such as how to submit your own smack) about the iTalkSmack app.
Smack Samples
Opportunity: Tee
Scenario: Bad swing
Insult: You have a swing like an octopus folding a deck chair.
From: The Bumblebee from Oregon
Opportunity: Hazard
Scenario: While hunting for partner's ball
Insult: Let me know if you find any berries. The wife is making jam.
From: Parshooter, Folsom, CA
Opportunity: Before round
Scenario: While inspecting your partner's clubs
Insult: These new? There is no wear on the sweet spot.
Your Name: iTalk Smack HQ